The New Ridiculous Lifestyle Collection
Studies* have shown that our new line of apparel will give your car 3x more horsepower, increase your sex life 146%, and automatically upgrade your flight from economy to first class.
This new line won't be here forever, so don't be one of those kids messaging us 6 months from now asking why you can't find the shirts on our site anymore.
*We can't actually promise any of this. You've gotta work harder if you want a faster car, talk to more potential mates if you want a better sex life, and upgrading your plane ticket is really just a shot in the dark. We still haven't figured out the voodoo magic behind all of that. But really, these shirts are nice, comfortable, and we think you'll like them. If you don't, just let us know and we will give you your money back. We're not dicks, we promise.