You asked for it, so we delivered. New apparel!
You asked for it, so we delivered. New apparel!
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Ridiculous Lifestyle Shirts

The New Ridiculous Lifestyle Collection

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*We can't actually promise any of this.  You've gotta work harder if you want a faster car, talk to more potential mates if you want a better sex life, and upgrading your plane ticket is really just a shot in the dark.  We still haven't figured out the voodoo magic behind  all of that.  But really, these shirts are nice, comfortable, and we think you'll like them.  If you don't, just let us know and we will give you your money back.  We're not dicks, we promise.